Sepp, Hillary

Hillary Sepp is a 32 years old not-at-all hairy gorilla, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sepp's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.

Sepp wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play piano. Sepp habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Sepp types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is T.

Hillary is born Argentinian, and now lives in British Indian Ocean Territory with their partner of 5 years, Fatima Sepp, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. Sepp can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 17 digits of pi by heart.

Sepp's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Hillary having blood type O-, and being a leo and dog person. Sepp prefers the underside of the bed. Sepp's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Sepp suffers from a mild ergophobia.