This is Olivia Dupont's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
Evolution or intelligent design?
Olivia Dupont is a 17 years old quite hairy macaque, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dupont's favorite drink is ouzo, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Dupont wears size grande hats and likes to play piano. Dupont habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Dupont types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.
Olivia is born Kazakh, and now lives in Maldives with their partner of 3 years, Noel Dupont, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Dupont can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 22 digits of pi by heart.
Dupont's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Olivia having blood type A+, and being a gemini and dog person. Dupont prefers the right side of the bed. Dupont's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Dupont suffers from a mild hedonophobia.