This is Donald George's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?
Donald George is a 58 years old quite hairy macaque, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. George's favorite drink is Tom Colins, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
George wears size medio hats and likes to play vuvuzela. George habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). George types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is U.
Donald is born Togolese, and now lives in Botswana with their partner of 3 years, Alice George, and the happy couple's one child. George can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 36 digits of pi by heart.
George's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Donald having blood type O-, and being a leo and cat person. George prefers the left side of the bed. George's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. George suffers from a mild hedonophobia.