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Question Answer
monkey? not
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes
Is global warming real? No
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life

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About Abu Santos

Abu Santos is a 45 years old very hairy capuchin, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Santos's favorite drink is tequila, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.

Santos wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play triangle. Santos habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). Santos types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is backspace.

Abu is born Lebanese, and now lives in Cambodia with their partner of one year, Benjamin Santos, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. Santos can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 61 digits of pi by heart.

Santos's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Abu having blood type B+, and being a leo and dog person. Santos prefers the underside of the bed. Santos's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Santos suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.