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Question Answer
How was a first cosmonaut in space Gagarin
a b
Is global warming real? No
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush

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About Albert George

Albert George is a 49 years old very hairy marmoset, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. George's favorite drink is armagnac, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.

George wears size medio hats and likes to play accordion. George habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). George types at 270 words per minute, and their favorite key is ].

Albert is born European, and now lives in Cyprus with their partner of 7 years, Emil George, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. George can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 34 digits of pi by heart.

George's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Albert having blood type O-, and being a gemini and dog person. George prefers the left side of the bed. George's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. George suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.