This is Abu Schröder's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||No|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||Al Gore|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?
Abu Schröder is a 21 years old fairly hairy capuchin, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schröder's favorite drink is drain cleaner, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Schröder wears size grande hats and likes to play piano. Schröder habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Schröder types at 70 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.
Abu is born Haitian, and now lives in Somalia with their partner of 4 years, Koko Schröder, and the constantly fighting couple's 5 children. Schröder can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.
Schröder's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Abu having blood type A-, and being a capricorn and cat person. Schröder prefers the underside of the bed. Schröder's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Schröder suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.