This is Sam Bush's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|Will Trump win in 2024||Yes, MAGA4Life|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
Sam Bush is a 40 years old very hairy rhesus macaque, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Bush's favorite drink is port, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Bush wears size x-grande hats and likes to play piano. Bush habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Bush types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is W.
Sam is born Vietnamese, and now lives in Estonia with their partner of 0 years, Emil Bush, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Bush can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.
Bush's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Sam having blood type AB+, and being a virgo and dog person. Bush prefers the underside of the bed. Bush's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Bush suffers from a crippling ergophobia.