This is Anna Petit's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
Who is the best sportsperson in the world?
Anna Petit is a 47 years old fairly hairy mandrill, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Petit's favorite drink is cosmopolitan, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Petit wears size grande hats and likes to play flute. Petit habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). Petit types at 220 words per minute, and their favorite key is M.
Anna is born Maldivian, and now lives in Gibraltar with their partner of 7 years, Sylvester Petit, and the unhappy couple's 7 children. Petit can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 23 digits of pi by heart.
Petit's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Anna having blood type AB-, and being a capricorn and dog person. Petit prefers the underside of the bed. Petit's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Petit suffers from a crippling phobophobia.