This is Koko Mihailov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
What color is the dress?
White and gold
Koko Mihailov is a 50 years old not-at-all hairy matled howler, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Mihailov's favorite drink is Tia Maria, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Mihailov wears size medio hats and likes to play Jew harp. Mihailov habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Mihailov types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.
Koko is born Ukrainian, and now lives in East Timor with their partner of 2 years, Donald Mihailov, and the only slightly criminal couple's 3 children. Mihailov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 57 digits of pi by heart.
Mihailov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Koko having blood type O+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Mihailov prefers the right side of the bed. Mihailov's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Mihailov suffers from a mild phobophobia.