This is Louise Kowalski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|are you sure||No, i reconsidered|
What color is a zebra?
White with black stripes
Louise Kowalski is a 27 years old quite hairy drill, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kowalski's favorite drink is tequila, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
Kowalski wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play flute. Kowalski habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Kowalski types at 90 words per minute, and their favorite key is M.
Louise is born Latverian, and now lives in Namibia with their partner of 6 years, Caesar Kowalski, and the only slightly criminal couple's 3 children. Kowalski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 45 digits of pi by heart.
Kowalski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Louise having blood type AB+, and being a cancer and cat person. Kowalski prefers the right side of the bed. Kowalski's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Kowalski suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.