This is Vladimir Schröder's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
Is this a bad idea?
Vladimir Schröder is a 55 years old very hairy mandrill, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schröder's favorite drink is kirsch, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.
Schröder wears size x-grande hats and likes to play banjo. Schröder habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Schröder types at 270 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.
Vladimir is born Panamanian, and now lives in British Indian Ocean Territory with their partner of 7 years, Nigel Schröder, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. Schröder can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 29 digits of pi by heart.
Schröder's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Vladimir having blood type A-, and being a gemini and cat person. Schröder prefers the outside of the bed. Schröder's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Schröder suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.