This is Harambe Kastrati's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|what if if frame it differently?||Ok, i fold|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?
Harambe Kastrati is a 44 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kastrati's favorite drink is creme de menthe, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Kastrati wears size x-grande hats and likes to play triangle. Kastrati habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Kastrati types at 260 words per minute, and their favorite key is [.
Harambe is born Guyanese, and now lives in Israel with their partner of 4 years, King Kastrati, and the happy couple's 5 children. Kastrati can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 55 digits of pi by heart.
Kastrati's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Harambe having blood type A+, and being a cancer and dog person. Kastrati prefers the left side of the bed. Kastrati's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Kastrati suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.