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Question Answer
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? No
Is this a bad idea? Yes
do you like bolsonaro? No
monkey? not
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Barack Obama

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About Nikola Sepp

Nikola Sepp is a 48 years old quite hairy atomic baboon, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sepp's favorite drink is tequila, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.

Sepp wears size grande hats and likes to play triangle. Sepp habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Sepp types at 200 words per minute, and their favorite key is +.

Nikola is born Qatari, and now lives in Uzbekistan with their partner of 2 years, Barak Sepp, and the happy couple's 7 children. Sepp can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 9 digits of pi by heart.

Sepp's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Nikola having blood type AB-, and being a taurus and dog person. Sepp prefers the underside of the bed. Sepp's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Sepp suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.