This is Sam Müller's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Is it time for a LFP?||No|
Will I die soon?
Sam Müller is a 38 years old fairly hairy mandrill, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Müller's favorite drink is margarita, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Müller wears size medio hats and likes to play flute. Müller habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Müller types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.
Sam is born Sierra Leonian, and now lives in Jan Mayen with their partner of 7 years, Joseph Müller, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. Müller can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 9 digits of pi by heart.
Müller's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Sam having blood type A+, and being a taurus and dog person. Müller prefers the outside of the bed. Müller's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Müller suffers from a mild cyberphobia.