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This is Caesar George's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
What time is it? Yes
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? Yes
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes

Hot topic opinion

Is global warming real?

No

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About Caesar George

Caesar George is a 27 years old not-at-all hairy atomic baboon, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. George's favorite drink is cognac, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.

George wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play kazoo. George habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). George types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is caps lock.

Caesar is born Finnish, and now lives in Cambodia with their partner of 6 years, Abu George, and the happy couple's 3 children. George can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 16 digits of pi by heart.

George's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Caesar having blood type A-, and being a leo and cat person. George prefers the outside of the bed. George's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. George suffers from a mild hedonophobia.