This is Dirty Ciobanu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?
George W. Bush
Dirty Ciobanu is a 46 years old not-at-all hairy spider monkey, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ciobanu's favorite drink is port, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
Ciobanu wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play harp. Ciobanu habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Ciobanu types at 20 words per minute, and their favorite key is N.
Dirty is born Bolognese, and now lives in Wales with their partner of 0 years, Katy Ciobanu, and the unhappy couple's one child. Ciobanu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 16 digits of pi by heart.
Ciobanu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Dirty having blood type O-, and being a taurus and dog person. Ciobanu prefers the left side of the bed. Ciobanu's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Ciobanu suffers from a mild cyberphobia.