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Question Answer
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? Al Gore
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera
Evolution or intelligent design? Evolution
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?

John McCain

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About Caesar Horvat

Caesar Horvat is a 42 years old not-at-all hairy baboon, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Horvat's favorite drink is sambuca, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.

Horvat wears size grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Horvat habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Horvat types at 140 words per minute, and their favorite key is R.

Caesar is born Cape Verdean, and now lives in Gambia, The with their partner of 4 years, Nekane Horvat, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. Horvat can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 54 digits of pi by heart.

Horvat's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Caesar having blood type O+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Horvat prefers the outside of the bed. Horvat's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Horvat suffers from a mild ergophobia.