This is Noam Smith's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
jesus is a male or female ?
Noam Smith is a 32 years old fairly hairy Canadian macaque, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smith's favorite drink is triple sec, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.
Smith wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Smith habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Smith types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is B.
Noam is born Botswanan, and now lives in Cape Verde with their partner of 3 years, Terk Smith, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Smith can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 32 digits of pi by heart.
Smith's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Noam having blood type O-, and being a virgo and dog person. Smith prefers the right side of the bed. Smith's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Smith suffers from a mild chlorophobia.