This is Charlie Farage's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
What color is the dress?
White and gold
Charlie Farage is a 51 years old fairly hairy chimpanzee, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Farage's favorite drink is mezcal, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
Farage wears size x-grande hats and likes to play kazoo. Farage habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Farage types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.
Charlie is born Libyan, and now lives in Switzerland with their partner of 0 years, Sara Farage, and the happy couple's 7 children. Farage can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 31 digits of pi by heart.
Farage's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Charlie having blood type A+, and being a leo and dog person. Farage prefers the outside of the bed. Farage's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Farage suffers from a mild agoraphobia.