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This is Charlie Farage's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Will I die soon? Yes
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Barack Obama
What color is the dress? White and gold
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi

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Farage, Charlie

About Charlie Farage

Charlie Farage is a 51 years old fairly hairy chimpanzee, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Farage's favorite drink is mezcal, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.

Farage wears size x-grande hats and likes to play kazoo. Farage habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Farage types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.

Charlie is born Libyan, and now lives in Switzerland with their partner of 0 years, Sara Farage, and the happy couple's 7 children. Farage can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 31 digits of pi by heart.

Farage's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Charlie having blood type A+, and being a leo and dog person. Farage prefers the outside of the bed. Farage's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Farage suffers from a mild agoraphobia.