This is Olivia Ciobanu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?
Olivia Ciobanu is a 43 years old fairly hairy baboon, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ciobanu's favorite drink is Manhattan, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.
Ciobanu wears size grande hats and likes to play banjo. Ciobanu habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Ciobanu types at 90 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.
Olivia is born Atlantean, and now lives in Madagascar with their partner of 3 years, Terk Ciobanu, and the constantly fighting couple's one child. Ciobanu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 55 digits of pi by heart.
Ciobanu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Olivia having blood type O+, and being a leo and dog person. Ciobanu prefers the left side of the bed. Ciobanu's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Ciobanu suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.