This is Emma Lopez's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|What is the question?||To be|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
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Emma Lopez is a 43 years old not-at-all hairy capuchin, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lopez's favorite drink is cognac, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.
Lopez wears size grande hats and likes to play flute. Lopez habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Lopez types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is Y.
Emma is born Montenegrin, and now lives in Svalbard with their partner of 2 years, Olivia Lopez, and the happy couple's 7 children. Lopez can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 5 digits of pi by heart.
Lopez's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Emma having blood type AB-, and being a capricorn and cat person. Lopez prefers the right side of the bed. Lopez's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Lopez suffers from a mild chlorophobia.