This is Dirty Lynch's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||No|
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?
Dirty Lynch is a 43 years old very hairy capuchin, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lynch's favorite drink is Cuba libre, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
Lynch wears size grande hats and likes to play drums. Lynch habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Lynch types at 230 words per minute, and their favorite key is D.
Dirty is born Spanish, and now lives in El Salvador with their partner of 6 years, Jayden Lynch, and the happy couple's 7 children. Lynch can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 42 digits of pi by heart.
Lynch's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Dirty having blood type B+, and being a virgo and cat person. Lynch prefers the left side of the bed. Lynch's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Lynch suffers from a crippling acrophobia.