This is Donald Davidov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Donald Davidov is a 44 years old fairly hairy atomic baboon, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Davidov's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Davidov wears size grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Davidov habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Davidov types at 150 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.
Donald is born Namibian, and now lives in Georgia with their partner of 7 years, Nekane Davidov, and the unhappy couple's one child. Davidov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 23 digits of pi by heart.
Davidov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Donald having blood type B-, and being a virgo and dog person. Davidov prefers the underside of the bed. Davidov's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Davidov suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.