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This is Emil Clinton's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Will I die soon? No
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? Yes

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About Emil Clinton

Emil Clinton is a 50 years old very hairy rhesus macaque, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Clinton's favorite drink is Cuba libre, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.

Clinton wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play drums. Clinton habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Clinton types at 150 words per minute, and their favorite key is 1.

Emil is born Milanese, and now lives in Japan with their partner of 5 years, Charlie Clinton, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Clinton can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 5 digits of pi by heart.

Clinton's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Emil having blood type AB+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Clinton prefers the left side of the bed. Clinton's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Clinton suffers from a mild acrophobia.