This is Clyde Milosevic's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?
Clyde Milosevic is a 37 years old quite hairy rhesus macaque, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Milosevic's favorite drink is maotai, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Milosevic wears size grande hats and likes to play accordion. Milosevic habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Milosevic types at 20 words per minute, and their favorite key is 1.
Clyde is born Qatari, and now lives in Slovenia with their partner of 4 years, Abu Milosevic, and the happy couple's 7 children. Milosevic can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 48 digits of pi by heart.
Milosevic's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Clyde having blood type O+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Milosevic prefers the underside of the bed. Milosevic's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Milosevic suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.