This is Precious Kovács's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What is the question?||To be|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
Is global warming real?
Precious Kovács is a 26 years old not-at-all hairy drill, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kovács's favorite drink is jägerbombs, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Kovács wears size medio hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Kovács habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Kovács types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is I.
Precious is born Maldivian, and now lives in Moldova with their partner of 2 years, Thomas Kovács, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Kovács can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 66 digits of pi by heart.
Kovács's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Precious having blood type B-, and being a taurus and cat person. Kovács prefers the outside of the bed. Kovács's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Kovács suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.