This is Benjamin Dupont's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||Al Gore|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
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Benjamin Dupont is a 36 years old very hairy rhesus macaque, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dupont's favorite drink is Long Island Arn, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Dupont wears size x-grande hats and likes to play piano. Dupont habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Dupont types at 310 words per minute, and their favorite key is Y.
Benjamin is born Lithuanian, and now lives in Jordan with their partner of 2 years, Sara Dupont, and the unhappy couple's 7 children. Dupont can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 64 digits of pi by heart.
Dupont's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Benjamin having blood type O-, and being a gemini and dog person. Dupont prefers the outside of the bed. Dupont's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Dupont suffers from a mild cyberphobia.