This is Sylvester Spears's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||Al Gore|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?
Sylvester Spears is a 45 years old very hairy black howler, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Spears's favorite drink is madaira, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Spears wears size grande hats and likes to play viola. Spears habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Spears types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is W.
Sylvester is born Montenegrin, and now lives in Chad with their partner of 4 years, Katy Spears, and the happy couple's 3 children. Spears can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 38 digits of pi by heart.
Spears's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Sylvester having blood type AB+, and being a libra and dog person. Spears prefers the right side of the bed. Spears's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Spears suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.