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Question Answer
What time is it? no
Is magic real? Keep dreaming
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
Cats or dogs? Dogs

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Müller, Albert

About Albert Müller

Albert Müller is a 47 years old not-at-all hairy chimpanzee, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Müller's favorite drink is pisang ambon, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.

Müller wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play banjo. Müller habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Müller types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is Z.

Albert is born Byzantine, and now lives in St. Vincent & The Grenadines with their partner of 4 years, Charlie Müller, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Müller can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 38 digits of pi by heart.

Müller's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Albert having blood type B+, and being a virgo and cat person. Müller prefers the right side of the bed. Müller's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Müller suffers from a mild acrophobia.