This is Barak Farage's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|What time is it?||Yes|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
Is it time for a LFP?
Barak Farage is a 60 years old not-at-all hairy squirrel monkey, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Farage's favorite drink is gin, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Farage wears size grande hats and likes to play piano. Farage habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Farage types at 260 words per minute, and their favorite key is caps lock.
Barak is born Monacan, and now lives in Northern Ireland with their partner of one year, Nekane Farage, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Farage can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 59 digits of pi by heart.
Farage's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Barak having blood type AB+, and being a taurus and dog person. Farage prefers the outside of the bed. Farage's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Farage suffers from a mild ergophobia.