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jesus is a male or female ? male
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
What time is it? Yes
What is the question? or not to be
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not

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About Benjamin Lynch

Benjamin Lynch is a 29 years old very hairy tamarin, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lynch's favorite drink is cognac, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.

Lynch wears size grande hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Lynch habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Lynch types at 180 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.

Benjamin is born Cypriot, and now lives in Israel with their partner of 3 years, Sofia Lynch, and the happy couple's 3 children. Lynch can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 11 digits of pi by heart.

Lynch's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Benjamin having blood type O+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Lynch prefers the outside of the bed. Lynch's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Lynch suffers from a crippling acrophobia.