This is Jesus Rossi's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?
Jesus Rossi is a 19 years old not-at-all hairy marmoset, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Rossi's favorite drink is margarita, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Rossi wears size x-grande hats and likes to play accordion. Rossi habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Rossi types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.
Jesus is born Romulan, and now lives in Madagascar with their partner of 2 years, Olivia Rossi, and the happy couple's 3 children. Rossi can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 32 digits of pi by heart.
Rossi's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Jesus having blood type AB+, and being a leo and dog person. Rossi prefers the outside of the bed. Rossi's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Rossi suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.