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Question Answer
a b
Is this a bad idea? Very yes
What time is it? no
Cats or dogs? Dogs
What is the question? To be

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?

Al Gore

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About Jesus Rossi

Jesus Rossi is a 19 years old not-at-all hairy marmoset, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Rossi's favorite drink is margarita, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.

Rossi wears size x-grande hats and likes to play accordion. Rossi habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Rossi types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.

Jesus is born Romulan, and now lives in Madagascar with their partner of 2 years, Olivia Rossi, and the happy couple's 3 children. Rossi can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 32 digits of pi by heart.

Rossi's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Jesus having blood type AB+, and being a leo and dog person. Rossi prefers the outside of the bed. Rossi's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Rossi suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.