We put the CH3CH2OH in consulting!
This is Nekane Schneider's thoughts about some current hot topics:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Hitler; hero or zero? | Hero |
| Is a hotdog a sandwich? | No |
| monkey? | stupid |
| Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? | No |
| What time is it? | Yes |
Nekane Schneider is a 32 years old quite hairy atomic baboon, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schneider's favorite drink is jägerbombs, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Schneider wears size grande hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Schneider habitually throws feces 11 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Schneider types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is Q.
Nekane is born Klingon, and now lives in Singapore with their partner of one year, Gordo Schneider, and the happy couple's 3 children. Schneider can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 10 digits of pi by heart.
Schneider's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Nekane having blood type A-, and being a cancer and dog person. Schneider prefers the outside of the bed. Schneider's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Schneider suffers from a mild acrophobia.