This is Katy Virtanen's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?
The ones that observe
Katy Virtanen is a 43 years old not-at-all hairy spider monkey, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Virtanen's favorite drink is cointreau, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Virtanen wears size medio hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Virtanen habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Virtanen types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is \.
Katy is born Namibian, and now lives in Somalia with their partner of one year, Anastasia Virtanen, and the happy couple's 3 children. Virtanen can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 19 digits of pi by heart.
Virtanen's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Katy having blood type A+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Virtanen prefers the right side of the bed. Virtanen's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Virtanen suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.