This is Thomas Dubois's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Thomas Dubois is a 52 years old very hairy gorilla, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dubois's favorite drink is Grand Marnier, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Dubois wears size medio hats and likes to play trombone. Dubois habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Dubois types at 280 words per minute, and their favorite key is the space key.
Thomas is born Belgradian, and now lives in Bangladesh with their partner of 6 years, Nathan Dubois, and the happy couple's 5 children. Dubois can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.
Dubois's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Thomas having blood type AB+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Dubois prefers the underside of the bed. Dubois's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Dubois suffers from a mild chlorophobia.