This is Tiny van Dÿk's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Will I die soon?||No|
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?
The ones that observe
Tiny van Dÿk is a 37 years old not-at-all hairy Canadian macaque, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. van Dÿk's favorite drink is slivovitz, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
van Dÿk wears size x-grande hats and likes to play triangle. van Dÿk habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). van Dÿk types at 50 words per minute, and their favorite key is the space key.
Tiny is born Ceylonese, and now lives in Luxembourg with their partner of 6 years, Katy van Dÿk, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. van Dÿk can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 48 digits of pi by heart.
van Dÿk's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Tiny having blood type A+, and being a capricorn and cat person. van Dÿk prefers the left side of the bed. van Dÿk's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. van Dÿk suffers from a mild hedonophobia.