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Question Answer
Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes
How was a first cosmonaut in space Armstrong
Is global warming real? No
What color is the dress? White and gold
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera

Hot topic opinion

Is magic real?

We can't be sure it is not

Schröder, Enos

About Enos Schröder

Enos Schröder is a 51 years old fairly hairy tamarin, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schröder's favorite drink is Shirly Temple, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.

Schröder wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Schröder habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Schröder types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is L.

Enos is born Fremen, and now lives in Bolivia with their partner of 4 years, Gabrielle Schröder, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. Schröder can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 13 digits of pi by heart.

Schröder's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Enos having blood type B-, and being a cancer and dog person. Schröder prefers the right side of the bed. Schröder's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Schröder suffers from a mild agoraphobia.