This is Enos Schröder's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
Is magic real?
We can't be sure it is not
Enos Schröder is a 51 years old fairly hairy tamarin, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Schröder's favorite drink is Shirly Temple, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.
Schröder wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Schröder habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Schröder types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is L.
Enos is born Fremen, and now lives in Bolivia with their partner of 4 years, Gabrielle Schröder, and the constantly fighting couple's 7 children. Schröder can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 13 digits of pi by heart.
Schröder's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Enos having blood type B-, and being a cancer and dog person. Schröder prefers the right side of the bed. Schröder's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Schröder suffers from a mild agoraphobia.