This is Angela Garcia's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
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Angela Garcia is a 53 years old fairly hairy tamarin, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Garcia's favorite drink is slivovitz, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Garcia wears size medio hats and likes to play piano. Garcia habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Garcia types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is I.
Angela is born Dominican, and now lives in Switzerland with their partner of 4 years, Terk Garcia, and the only slightly criminal couple's 5 children. Garcia can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.
Garcia's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Angela having blood type O+, and being a leo and cat person. Garcia prefers the outside of the bed. Garcia's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Garcia suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.