This is Ellen Popescu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
Will I die soon?
Ellen Popescu is a 20 years old not-at-all hairy chimpanzee, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Popescu's favorite drink is jenever, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.
Popescu wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play banjo. Popescu habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). Popescu types at 270 words per minute, and their favorite key is |.
Ellen is born Welsh, and now lives in Navassa Island with their partner of 5 years, Jayden Popescu, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Popescu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 65 digits of pi by heart.
Popescu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Ellen having blood type AB-, and being a virgo and dog person. Popescu prefers the left side of the bed. Popescu's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Popescu suffers from a mild hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.