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Question Answer
Will I die soon? No
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
Is this a bad idea? Yes
Can I get a witness? Yes you do
Is magic real? Keep dreaming

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De Jong, Lily

About Lily De Jong

Lily De Jong is a 52 years old very hairy Canadian macaque, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Jong's favorite drink is armagnac, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.

De Jong wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play trombone. De Jong habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). De Jong types at 210 words per minute, and their favorite key is C.

Lily is born Carpathian, and now lives in Luxembourg with their partner of 0 years, Clyde De Jong, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. De Jong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 18 digits of pi by heart.

De Jong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Lily having blood type AB+, and being a taurus and dog person. De Jong prefers the left side of the bed. De Jong's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. De Jong suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.