This is Ellen De Jong's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Is it time for a LFP?||No|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
Hitler; hero or zero?
Ellen De Jong is a 28 years old quite hairy macaque, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Jong's favorite drink is absinthe, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
De Jong wears size x-grande hats and likes to play guitar. De Jong habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). De Jong types at 260 words per minute, and their favorite key is U.
Ellen is born Djiboutian, and now lives in Bahrain with their partner of 5 years, Nekane De Jong, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. De Jong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 54 digits of pi by heart.
De Jong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Ellen having blood type B+, and being a virgo and dog person. De Jong prefers the underside of the bed. De Jong's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. De Jong suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.