This is Arnold Gruber's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
Is this a bad idea?
Arnold Gruber is a 45 years old fairly hairy drill, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Gruber's favorite drink is metaxa, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Gruber wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Gruber habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Gruber types at 90 words per minute, and their favorite key is '.
Arnold is born Gabonese, and now lives in Nicaragua with their partner of one year, Nekane Gruber, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. Gruber can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 40 digits of pi by heart.
Gruber's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Arnold having blood type A-, and being a scorpio and cat person. Gruber prefers the left side of the bed. Gruber's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Gruber suffers from a mild hedonophobia.