This is Sam MacDonald's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Is it time for a LFP?||No|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
Is global warming real?
Sam MacDonald is a 38 years old fairly hairy macaque, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. MacDonald's favorite drink is Arn bitter, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
MacDonald wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play vuvuzela. MacDonald habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 10 (on a scale). MacDonald types at 150 words per minute, and their favorite key is U.
Sam is born Western Samoan, and now lives in Rwanda with their partner of 3 years, Lukas MacDonald, and the unhappy couple's one child. MacDonald can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.
MacDonald's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Sam having blood type B-, and being a virgo and cat person. MacDonald prefers the underside of the bed. MacDonald's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. MacDonald suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.