This is Michael Farage's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
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Michael Farage is a 31 years old very hairy Canadian macaque, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Farage's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.
Farage wears size x-grande hats and likes to play the violin. Farage habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Farage types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is J.
Michael is born Lunarian, and now lives in Congo, Democratic Republic of the with their partner of 5 years, Terk Farage, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Farage can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.
Farage's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Michael having blood type O-, and being a virgo and dog person. Farage prefers the left side of the bed. Farage's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Farage suffers from a mild cyberphobia.