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Question Answer
Is it time for a LFP? No
a b
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
Is this a bad idea? Yes

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Farage, Michael

About Michael Farage

Michael Farage is a 31 years old very hairy Canadian macaque, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Farage's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

Farage wears size x-grande hats and likes to play the violin. Farage habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Farage types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is J.

Michael is born Lunarian, and now lives in Congo, Democratic Republic of the with their partner of 5 years, Terk Farage, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Farage can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.

Farage's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Michael having blood type O-, and being a virgo and dog person. Farage prefers the left side of the bed. Farage's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Farage suffers from a mild cyberphobia.