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Question Answer
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
What color is the dress? White and gold
Is global warming real? No
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? John Kerry
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe

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About Michael Farage

Michael Farage is a 31 years old very hairy Canadian macaque, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Farage's favorite drink is mojito, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

Farage wears size x-grande hats and likes to play the violin. Farage habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Farage types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is J.

Michael is born Lunarian, and now lives in Congo, Democratic Republic of the with their partner of 5 years, Terk Farage, and the only slightly criminal couple's one child. Farage can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.

Farage's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Michael having blood type O-, and being a virgo and dog person. Farage prefers the left side of the bed. Farage's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Farage suffers from a mild cyberphobia.