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This is Rafiki Farage's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Am I gay? Yes, you're gay
Is it time for a LFP? No
Hitler; hero or zero? Hero
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? No
Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears

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Farage, Rafiki

About Rafiki Farage

Rafiki Farage is a 32 years old quite hairy spider monkey, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Farage's favorite drink is drain cleaner, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the afternoon.

Farage wears size medio hats and likes to play harp. Farage habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Farage types at 50 words per minute, and their favorite key is 1.

Rafiki is born Babylonian, and now lives in Tuvalu with their partner of 6 years, Nekane Farage, and the constantly fighting couple's 3 children. Farage can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 31 digits of pi by heart.

Farage's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Rafiki having blood type B+, and being a libra and dog person. Farage prefers the left side of the bed. Farage's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Farage suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.