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This is Mark François's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
What is the question? To be
Am I gay? No, you're bi
Is it time for a LFP? Yes
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? John Kerry
monkey? not

Hot topic opinion

What color is a zebra?

White with black stripes

François, Mark

About Mark François

Mark François is a 39 years old quite hairy rhesus macaque, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. François's favorite drink is triple sec, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.

François wears size grande hats and likes to play piano. François habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). François types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is 8.

Mark is born Confederate, and now lives in Honduras with their partner of 6 years, Donkey François, and the only slightly criminal couple's 7 children. François can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 43 digits of pi by heart.

François's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Mark having blood type B+, and being a libra and dog person. François prefers the underside of the bed. François's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. François suffers from a crippling acrophobia.