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This is Britney Murphy's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? No
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
jesus is a male or female ? female
Is global warming real? No

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?

John McCain

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About Britney Murphy

Britney Murphy is a 23 years old fairly hairy baboon, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Murphy's favorite drink is sambuca, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.

Murphy wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play trombone. Murphy habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Murphy types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is @.

Britney is born Syrian, and now lives in Iraq with their partner of 3 years, Emma Murphy, and the constantly fighting couple's one child. Murphy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 20 digits of pi by heart.

Murphy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Britney having blood type AB-, and being a gemini and dog person. Murphy prefers the outside of the bed. Murphy's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Murphy suffers from a mild chlorophobia.