This is Vladimir Sepp's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|What is the question?||To be|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
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Vladimir Sepp is a 41 years old not-at-all hairy spider monkey, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sepp's favorite drink is creme de menthe, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.
Sepp wears size x-grande hats and likes to play the violin. Sepp habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Sepp types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is '.
Vladimir is born Carpathian, and now lives in St. Lucia with their partner of 0 years, Olivia Sepp, and the unhappy couple's 3 children. Sepp can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 61 digits of pi by heart.
Sepp's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Vladimir having blood type AB-, and being a scorpio and dog person. Sepp prefers the outside of the bed. Sepp's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Sepp suffers from a mild phobophobia.