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This is Charlie Wagner's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
monkey? stupid
Hitler; hero or zero? Hero
Is it time for a LFP? Yes
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney

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About Charlie Wagner

Charlie Wagner is a 34 years old quite hairy matled howler, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Wagner's favorite drink is white Russian, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.

Wagner wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Wagner habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Wagner types at 110 words per minute, and their favorite key is ;.

Charlie is born Montenegrin, and now lives in Bouvet Island with their partner of 3 years, Lily Wagner, and the constantly fighting couple's one child. Wagner can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 26 digits of pi by heart.

Wagner's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Charlie having blood type A+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Wagner prefers the left side of the bed. Wagner's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Wagner suffers from a mild phobophobia.