This is Britney Gheorghe's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?||Al Gore|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?
Britney Gheorghe is a 58 years old very hairy rhesus macaque, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Gheorghe's favorite drink is port, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
Gheorghe wears size x-grande hats and likes to play harp. Gheorghe habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Gheorghe types at 210 words per minute, and their favorite key is L.
Britney is born Western Samoan, and now lives in Russia with their partner of 6 years, Gordo Gheorghe, and the unhappy couple's 5 children. Gheorghe can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 19 digits of pi by heart.
Gheorghe's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Britney having blood type O-, and being a virgo and cat person. Gheorghe prefers the right side of the bed. Gheorghe's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Gheorghe suffers from a mild hedonophobia.